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Team Tyler's Van 

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.
Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van

tyler's mom 

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute
Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night

Tyler's Threesome 

The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.

ex:

Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."

Tyler's Wrists

Yo bro, you got a pair of Tyler's Wrists.
Tyler's Wrists by Djhdgv July 8, 2019

Tyler's sister 

a common joke similar to your mom jokes but Tyler's an orphan and they want to fuck his sister badly those damn simps scary

Tyler’s Washington 

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes