Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

twitter follo

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what a person does on Twitter. they follow your account first to get a follow back then they unfollow to build up their follow count to look like they have more followers than they actually follow. they will do this with you over and over.

i cannot stand that twitter follo back and forth bullsheeeet. either follow or don’t Yo

by BumStatusYo December 16, 2018