Twaide

People employed to tweet on Twitter on behalf of and in the name of government officials.

It was my Twaide that tweeted that the government is all corrupt, It wasn't me.

by @morningword October 4, 2009

twiderpated

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.

Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.

by frostedface September 10, 2007

twaive

(Verb) Any action related to jacking off and catching the semen in your mouth

"I was tryin to twaive but it jus kept hittin me in the eye!"

by K52twaive April 22, 2008

twidentified

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.

old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!

by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010

twaddell

1. a badass in combat takes the form of an upright bull dog wielding a pair of miniguns loaded with armourpiercing incendery rounds, spitting them at 60 rounds per second, total death and destruction follows his transformation, his men would follow him to the depths of hell to fight satan himself.
2. wears flannel shirts, drinks scotch, and drives a vw jetta, his musical taste is a mystery

wow man that was twaddell man you f***ing destroyed them

by haha yeaaaa April 29, 2008

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009

Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006