when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
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Vin: Wow, who is that dwarf who just healed all of my injuries in five seconds?
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.
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"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"

"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."

"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
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Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.
"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
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