"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021
Vin: Wow, who is that dwarf who just healed all of my injuries in five seconds?
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.
by Nayash December 4, 2013
"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
by Yo Mama's skydiving accident November 10, 2020
"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
by NETransport November 17, 2020