This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 2, 2017
A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)
Giiiiirl, you be turkey bacon, kosher an sizzlen
by CVR BBGS February 3, 2011
PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al August 4, 2008
by gav123 December 22, 2006
A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.
by Fred_Fred_burger December 13, 2011