by Squally police February 20, 2015
Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
by Mr. Charlie007 March 09, 2017
A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
by ryan November 20, 2003
by fingers November 11, 2004
Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.
Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.
Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.
Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
by Emica2235 May 08, 2009
The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.
Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
by LDH92 January 21, 2009