An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.
Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
by Atticus Scout November 14, 2008
by hedy December 17, 2003
The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.
by SawyerEric December 4, 2008
Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.
Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
by BAPE N' APES December 30, 2008
by Typicalxbbyyy May 3, 2020