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Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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