turd face

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

by Lydigan December 9, 2004

Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:

“Give me back my wife you turd face!”

by Mars_:) June 23, 2022

turd face

a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia

otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.

by pat meminge March 3, 2009

Mexican turd face

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006

shut up turd face

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves

Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!

by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016