turd face 

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

turd face by Lydigan December 9, 2004

Turd face 

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:

“Give me back my wife you turd face!”

Turd face by Mars_:) June 23, 2022

turd face 

a girl called kentgal who runs the mafia

otherwise known as a right cuntgal.but mainly turd face.

turd face by pat meminge March 3, 2009

shut up turd face 

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves

Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!

shut up turd face by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005

Mexican turd face 

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

Mexican turd face by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006

big chief turd in the face 

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

big chief turd in the face by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

turd lewis buttt face 

he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary.

sam:ooh its turd lewis buttt face

turd lewis buttt face by i like ass on corrona March 9, 2020