When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
by Darckcloud August 17, 2017
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Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!

Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" December 18, 2007
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A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
by December 1, 2022
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A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
by parskuks March 27, 2017
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When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
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Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
by Binickle May 24, 2016
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