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Turbo J

Pulling on a Bong, while a buddy (The J-Man) Drags on a J. Then Upon a thumbs up and removal of the hitter peice, the J-man will exhale into the stem peice of the water pipe, thus forcing your and his smoke into your lungs effortlessly.
Person 1: Its nice, we have a water pipe and a Joint in this rotation.
Person 2: Yea, we should do a Turbo J.
by Frankie Jr May 24, 2009
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Turbo Jam-anda

a Deadly Master of the Turbo Jam Workouts; Someone that can turn a Peaceful Workout Video into a Session of IPV (Intimate Partner Violence); a Gnarly title used to refer to or address Amanda the Boo Beating Body Builder;

a pattern of physically, and/or emotionally abusive behaviors used by one individual to assert power or maintain control over another, in the context of an intimate or family relationship.
Turbo Jam-anda says "It aint Easy being a Body Builder"

Guns Don't Kill People, Turbo Jam-anda Kills People!

Turbo Jam-anda invented Pain!
by Rad Harmony April 6, 2010
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Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.
Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.
by ken March 29, 2006
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Turbo Jetson

Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009
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Turbo Jesus

Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.
Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.

Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
by Snarelax May 1, 2012
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Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011
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Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.
Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.
by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017
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