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Tumblr Snob

The people on tumblr who think that just because they have a lot of followers it means they run that shit, freak out about it being mentioned outside of the website, or think that posting a gif you didn't make but don't to be yours is a federal crime.
Random Post: Isn't he adorable? (insert gif of Rupert Grint)

Tumblr Snob: OMG! You are such a horrible person. You didn't even make that! And just because you don't claim to it doesn't make it any better!
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Tumblr snob

-when a user doesn't "like" or "reblog" any other posts but their own.

-when they piss & moan & become so engrossed about what other users post on their blog.
{seriously, what the fuck does it matter?}

-when they actually have the fucking audacity to create this bullshit called "unfollow friday," because some users post the same things as they did, & they want all of the notes & followers to themselves.
{selfish, self - righteous fucktard.}
Tumblr snob - "My “Unfollow Friday” goes to all the blogs without creativity, that has no personality, that post gifs that others made, that copy layouts from others blogs, for who isn’t ashamed to post the exact same images posted by others, the same photosets…

UNFOLLOW THEM!!"

{yes, believe it or not, this is a very real post word for word.}
Tumblr snob by missus hetfield August 27, 2012

Tumblr snob

The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.
Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026