Tumblr Snob

The people on tumblr who think that just because they have a lot of followers it means they run that shit, freak out about it being mentioned outside of the website, or think that posting a gif you didn't make but don't to be yours is a federal crime.

Random Post: Isn't he adorable? (insert gif of Rupert Grint)

Tumblr Snob: OMG! You are such a horrible person. You didn't even make that! And just because you don't claim to it doesn't make it any better!

Tumblr Snob by Fed-up With Dumb Bitches September 12, 2011

Tumblr snob

-when a user doesn't "like" or "reblog" any other posts but their own.

-when they piss & moan & become so engrossed about what other users post on their blog.
{seriously, what the fuck does it matter?}

-when they actually have the fucking audacity to create this bullshit called "unfollow friday," because some users post the same things as they did, & they want all of the notes & followers to themselves.
{selfish, self - righteous fucktard.}

Tumblr snob - "My “Unfollow Friday” goes to all the blogs without creativity, that has no personality, that post gifs that others made, that copy layouts from others blogs, for who isn’t ashamed to post the exact same images posted by others, the same photosets…

UNFOLLOW THEM!!"

{yes, believe it or not, this is a very real post word for word.}

Tumblr snob by missus hetfield August 27, 2012

Tumblr snob

The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.

Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||

Tumblr snob by Lurking your Internetz. August 21, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012