Facebook Person: You're never online anymore! Where have you been?
Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal.
Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one?
Tumblr Person: Don't join that! Its a virus! I tried to join and it crashed my computer! You probably shouldn't go on it.
by rebloggingunicorns April 30, 2011
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A place where you can express yourself, where no one will judge you. You can reblog anything you want. You can tell your followers anything. Its basically a place to vent, and for whoever will listen. It's very time consuming, because it's more than amazing. You'll find yourself on it more than talking to people. and hanging out with friends. It's a place to be free.
Tumblr person: I love tumblr. It's the only place I can be myself.
Other tumblr person: I know. I wanna keep mine forever.
by itsxjustxmexxD December 13, 2010
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Tumblr is fine. It's a blogging site and allows you to interact with people.If you dislike HP (no Twilight lovers, it's just a sucky romance about vampires which they probably haven't even read & apparenty LOFTR is on the same level?), aren't a 90's child( the last generation with sense they say), or aren't perfectly grammatically correct in everything you type, you will be made fun of, judged & stupid.They despise people on FB because they are treated better than them; usually take a screen shot of the status and post it for lulz on someones spelling or just a question they had that may have been stupid.Then stick their FB links in their description. Basically, if you don't have the mindset of a 'misunderstood' teenager, you don't belong. & you also must be a future cat lady, eat nutella & pizza & have no social life. Don't tell anyone about it because they think no one knows. If you're homophobic, leave. Everyone on Tumblr will hate you as the site is predominately gay. J.K Rowling is God, God doesn't exist, Gays are the best, Obsesity is beautiful, Skinny people are bitches, tans are for whores, FB is shit & trolling is life. If you dislike any of this and express it, you will get anon hate telling you to kill yourself & you're stupid & insult you because you placed an unpopular opinion. Tumblr famous people don't talk to you, don't like you, don't follow you back or even attempt to do anything.Only a Tumblr user would look this up and the response would be: U MAD? -_-
You know that socially awkward, dramatic, problematic, emo boy/girl at your school? They have a Tumblr.
by The Inquirer June 26, 2011
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An amazing place filled with believers. Unicorns, Harry Potter, And Meme's seem to be the most popular thing, and everyone there has there inner hipster revealed. Corackadile has big tits.
Person 1: I believe that unicorns exist.

Person 2: *Gasp!* Whats your tumblr url?!
by falalaunicorns February 19, 2011
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A place where emos go to show their "true emotions"
Did you see my depressing post on tumblr last night?
by Lehwbwjw wh December 6, 2016
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You know everything you hate about the internet?
Yeah all in one site.
You can probably buy Tumblr for $5
by IllIlllIIlIIll July 25, 2019
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