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Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.
by new_revolution April 19, 2005
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A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.
From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.
by Trafton May 30, 2004
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Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"
John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday
by Gus Scott November 09, 2005
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When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.
Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."
by ashteroid November 08, 2006
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When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.
Hey Cam. I had a big steak meal last night so, of course, had a massive Tuesday to get over it.
by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018
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The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"
Travis: Goodnight babe..
Cameron: Hey dude, you forgot to say no homo!
Travis: *kisses Cameron on the cheek* No bro, its Tuesday.
via giphy
by Sexy_Kanye November 01, 2019
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The random day when one decides to eat tacos.
Kid:guess what day it is

Mom: it's Tuesday why...

Kid: TACOS!!!!
by Deborah the gansta October 22, 2019
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