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The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician December 10, 2007
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The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse
Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man
by AgLet- August 09, 2019
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tuesday is the day to cry and masturbate, according to darren criss.
Person A: “Hey what’s the day?”
Person B: “Tuesday..”
Person A: “I’ll be right back
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A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.
by spacecoyote17 September 28, 2006
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To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.

This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
by Ben XO January 15, 2007
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a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
by maggie costello October 13, 2008
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