university high school tucson

university high school tucson contains many fights , weed and nic fiens, and a bitch ass hoe named Fabiola. she is a raging cunt who needs to go to sex addicts anonymous or else she gonna end up in an episode of shameless.

did you hear about fabiola from university high school tucson tried to fuck mr ranjel in his wife’s bathroom ?

oh yeah i did, she also tried to blow 3 guys at once while jacking off 4 others

by thatgirlbaybeee May 15, 2023

Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2018

Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

tucson peggy

The sexual act of inserting a cactus into an orifice, for pleasure.

Friday night, my wife and I tried something new, called a Tucson Peggy, we didn't realize the cactus was poisonous.

by lostpl8 April 19, 2023

Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 7, 2020