A women, preferably working at KFC and of larger stature, who thinks that "tha door don work" -- even though there is a sign on the door that clearly states that the door SHE is opening doesn't work and WE are trying to get through the working door.
Women also probably spends a lot of time consuming large amounts of fried chicken in bathroom stalls -- mashed potatoes and extra butter rolls included.
fatKFCchick comes to open door and points to other door you are standing at: "Tha door don work"
you respond: "no, THAT door don't work" pointing to sign on door she is standing at with sign on it that says "THIS DOOR DOESN'T WORK"
whispers under breath..."fucking tubs magee"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"