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Tselena is the name of a pairing/ couple shipping of two characters, named Tseng and Elena from the highly popular Square Enix Role Playing Game (RPG) Final Fantasy VII (FFVII).

The two work as assassins (Turks) for the Shinra company. Though it is stated in the game by another Turk (Reno) that Elena has a crush on Tseng, her feelings don't seem to be reciprocated in the game. In the CGI sequel, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Tseng and Elena work together and it is unknown if any type of relationship, other than professional, exists between them as Tseng's previous love interest (Aerith/ Aeris Gainsborough) was killed in the game. As Elena's attraction for Tseng was actually present in the game, Tselena is considered a canon/ semi-canon pairing in the Final Fantasy fan base.
Tselena by Kisara Strife October 22, 2008
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Someone very spontaneous and fun. Will never turn their back on you and always rides or dies for her friends. Loving and a good motherly figure. Always makes sure you're good no matter the situation. Her heart is pure and sometimes can mislead her. Very dramatic at times but always makes you laugh and you can always have her around when times are ruff.
Sometimes you need a Telena around.
Get you a Telena every year.
telena by 123Noony December 22, 2016
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They make me sad :(
Tserena if you are seeing this you made me sad.

Why the hell would you tell me name is the same as an Undertale ship with Sans and Frisk I want to die.
Tserena you made me sad :(

Telenapping 

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.
Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.
Telenapping by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

telenasus 

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
telenasus by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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