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Tselena is the name of a pairing/ couple shipping of two characters, named Tseng and Elena from the highly popular Square Enix Role Playing Game (RPG) Final Fantasy VII (FFVII).

The two work as assassins (Turks) for the Shinra company. Though it is stated in the game by another Turk (Reno) that Elena has a crush on Tseng, her feelings don't seem to be reciprocated in the game. In the CGI sequel, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Tseng and Elena work together and it is unknown if any type of relationship, other than professional, exists between them as Tseng's previous love interest (Aerith/ Aeris Gainsborough) was killed in the game. As Elena's attraction for Tseng was actually present in the game, Tselena is considered a canon/ semi-canon pairing in the Final Fantasy fan base.
Tselena by Kisara Strife October 22, 2008
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Someone very spontaneous and fun. Will never turn their back on you and always rides or dies for her friends. Loving and a good motherly figure. Always makes sure you're good no matter the situation. Her heart is pure and sometimes can mislead her. Very dramatic at times but always makes you laugh and you can always have her around when times are ruff.
Sometimes you need a Telena around.
Get you a Telena every year.
telena by 123Noony December 22, 2016
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They make me sad :(
Tserena if you are seeing this you made me sad.

Why the hell would you tell me name is the same as an Undertale ship with Sans and Frisk I want to die.
Tserena you made me sad :(

Telenapping 

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.
Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.
Telenapping by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

telenasus 

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
telenasus by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026