Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.
typically referring to the anus
typically referring to the anus
by Zorrocat December 2, 2017
by Lovely human being December 27, 2016
I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
by Tendel1o October 2, 2017
Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 17, 2018
The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014