Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
by Zorrocat December 2, 2017
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Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
by Lovely human being December 27, 2016
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When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass
I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
by Tendel1o October 2, 2017
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Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
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To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
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The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 17, 2018
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The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
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