An obese classmate who is often mistaken for a cow. It can also be referred to someone of high annoyance. Usually, a TruMoo wears glasses as well storming the "Fat" chairs in class so that he/she may "comfortably" fit his/her rolls of FAT. (TruMoo is also a brand of milk that is often served in Middle Schools and is often served spoiled along with a piece of styrofoam "Food")
Fredd: Woah! He is like a TruMoo!
John: I know right? He is stupid and fat.
Fredd: And also annoying
Lonzo (TruMoo): Whaddya say 'bout me?
John: I know right? He is stupid and fat.
Fredd: And also annoying
Lonzo (TruMoo): Whaddya say 'bout me?
by BobTheOcelot April 28, 2014
The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?
Answer: The moovies
Answer: The moovies
by Kate Rantum April 3, 2018
That woman has some TruMoos on her person.
by User6373883949948338 November 6, 2021
trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton
ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper
ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper
by card6777 November 4, 2021