Truman State University

A public university of about 7,000 students located in Kirksville, MO. Founded in 1867, Truman State University has a long history of being recognized nationally for its innovative assessment program and commitment to providing a high-quality liberal arts and sciences education at an affordable price. You can find JohnnyC here, drinking and smiling with his friends.

-You're cute, you're smart, you must be a student at Truman State University in Kirksville, Missouri?
-Would you like to buy some meth?

Truman State University by JohnnyC February 7, 2005

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Truman State University

a piece of shit school located in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the guys here are either meat-head jocks or straight edge nerds, but everyone is a devout hardcore Christian. The girls are hot but they are all plastic bitches that only fuck sports guys. Their nickname "Harvard of the Midwest" is one of the biggest misnomers I've ever heard. The school has an 80%+ acceptance rate and most people here are fucking retarded. I bet half the school doesn't even know what 'misnomer' means. Stay far away from this horrible place. The only reason I'm here is because it's cheap and they gave me scholarships

You go to Truman State University? Well I hope you enjoy football and jesus.

Truman State University by herpaderp52 May 7, 2011

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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