Troll Food

Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.

Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.

Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)

by cittycatroina June 28, 2013

Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.

*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."

by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

troll food

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond

I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Trollfood

Someone who is extremely susceptible to being trolled. This person is extremely gullible, providing sustenance to the troll causing him to grow. This is usually accompanied by a troll face of epic proportions.

Troll: "umad?"
Trollfood: "no y?"
Troll: "because i slept with your mother last night"
Trollfood: "fuck u"
Troll: "you mean you"
Trollfood: "god dam it you suck"
Troll: "damn*"
Trollfood disconnected

Troll: RAGEEEEE QUIT!

by Rhonox July 13, 2011

trollfoolery

The practice of trolling social media sites.

Weary of foolish social media trolls, today, Sunny Clark decreed, "Enough of this trollfoolery!"

by SunnyScribe May 23, 2016

trollfooting

the act of using ones feet with unclipped toenails to have anal sex with another person.

hey... it's been a few weeks since i've clipped my toenails.. do you want to go trollfooting with me?

by hotasset January 13, 2008