A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.
-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)
by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009
* Must have no shame.*
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.
by Glazers r' Us July 11, 2016
by Dr. D3ath July 24, 2005
A type of trojan horse that changes with every server that is created by the server generator. The server generator uses a pseudo-random algorithm to create new, unique and random sequences of code instructions with every server that is created. The result is thousands, sometimes millions of possible different mutations of the one trojan, all of which have unique code - this makes detection very difficult, and today we see that only a few scanners can handle polymorphics.
by ganban May 24, 2005
A person who claims to be a democrat although their actions are contrary to the democrat philosophy.
Did you see the bill that Representative Joetheplumber introduced and pushed through the legislative process? Yeh, he's such a Trojan Democrat and fooled the party again
by Rynodude2 January 15, 2010
by trojan johnny March 3, 2010
When something is so lit that you just need to say something out loud so you say that. It could also mean when you did something so radical and you cant explain it.
Person- 1: "What's up dude heard you were hitting the waves last week." Person-2: "Yeah bro it was fuckin trojan bro those waves were like swoosh." Person- 1: " Bro that sounds fuckin' trojan. Aye bro I did a 360 dolphin flip down El Torro." Person-2: "No way that also sounds fuckin' trojan."
by trojanman47 February 21, 2019