Brutnor's definitions

Triumvirate

When a man receives oral stimulation while watching sports and eating a sandwich that the girl either prepares or pays for. The addition of beer is optional, yet encouraged.

It is the three facets of manhood coming together to be simultaneously exercised.

I have the coolest girlfriend in the world. She totally gave the triumvirate during the game last night.

by Brutnor December 23, 2009