Did you see what Tristan was doing in class?
Yeah, he won't stop playing My Singing Monsters!
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Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'
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The type of guy to pack ben yedder 97 pug of a 81+ pack he Aldo has a micro penis and no friends
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A person who is obsessed with anime and simps for anyone. Tries to get attention with anything and.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.
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Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 23, 2021
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Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 23, 2021
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