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Tri-State Pussy Date 

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.
Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

Tri-state mumble 

The language generally spoken by non-native English speakers in the tri-state area(North Jersey, New York City Suburbs and Southern Connecticut). Usually it is spoken fluently by cabbies, gas station attendants and mini mart clerks.
I could not understand Abu at the 7-Eleven when he tried to give me a free bag of Doritos because he was speaking the tri-state mumble.
Tri-state mumble by Winsa12 July 13, 2009

tri-state lottery 

The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.

You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".

Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!

Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!
tri-state lottery by Bo Kimy. February 24, 2006

Tri-state levels of driving 

The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA
Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"

"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"

"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"

Tri-state Punk

Tri-state punk is a style of punk and emo music originating out of the New York Tri-state area. The New York Tri-state area is New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey. Philidelphia is also included in the Tri-state punk scene, despite it not being in the Tri-state area.

Examples of Tri-state punk bands are: Modern Baseball, The Front Bottoms, and Sorority Noise
"What kind of music do you like?"

"I'm a fan of Tri-state Punk"
Tri-state Punk by nammmmmme October 6, 2020

Tri-State Area

A slang term for the male genitals, since there is 3 parts, like a tri-state area.
You mind if I go commando? My tri-state area is experiencing a drought.
Tri-State Area by Lexicon Devil October 10, 2008