Tough shit
Tough shit by sajux March 2, 2015
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tough shit
tough shit by Carlo Anthony November 22, 2006
tough shit
a way to describe an incident or occurence in life as troublesome, or in many cases, to express a generally fucked up state of living.
imagine the literal "tough shit", it's like a real burning case of the squirts, only as a metaphor for life. most commonly emphasized sarcastically, as to mock the seriousness of the situation.
imagine the literal "tough shit", it's like a real burning case of the squirts, only as a metaphor for life. most commonly emphasized sarcastically, as to mock the seriousness of the situation.
Bob: I haven't slept in days, there's a terrible rash on my crotch, my car got impounded, some other guy is fucking my girlfriend, and I just lost my job.
Jane: Tough shit man.
Jane: Tough shit man.
tough shit by Rham March 18, 2008
Tough shit
Tough shit by J Briggs September 24, 2015
Tough Shit
Derogatory
Someone who “acts” tough but isn’t , a bully, a bad person being mean but thinks they are pretty cool. Possibly Australian origins.
Someone who “acts” tough but isn’t , a bully, a bad person being mean but thinks they are pretty cool. Possibly Australian origins.
Tough Shit by Ralph Shitstorm March 18, 2019
Punch Your Tough Shit Card
An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Punch Your Tough Shit Card by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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