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Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016
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touching tips 

When two heads of a dick touch eachother

touching tips 

The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
touching tips by Fromundo June 19, 2016

touching tips 

not gay if someone says no-homo before after the action of touching tips
touching tips tn but gonna say no homo

Touching Tips 

Reference to the new Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them.
TOUCHING TIPS: Reference to the Apple IOS 17 update where a feature allows you to touch the tip of your iPhone with someone else's iPhone to share contacts with them. Nice meeting you, to stay in touch let's "Touch Tips".
Touching Tips by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

Touching tips 

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet
"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"
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murderhobo 

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