by Sammich S January 27, 2009
To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"
"Here's the apple."
"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
by Tophed July 15, 2009
to freeload for long periods of time in a residence which is not your mother's. To not realize you are an inconvenience and are actually disillusioned to think that because you've found a semi-permanent place to couch surf and/or guest room snatch, you're now fading into the background and the residents forget you're there, when, in actuality, you are the splinter in the household's thumb. They may not always be able to see you, but your presence is irritating and the longer you stay, the more you fester.
He tophed you.
Oh man, you got tophed.
Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.
Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.
Oh man, you got tophed.
Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.
Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.
by hydekelso February 6, 2010
To fail to recall something you have previous knowledge of only to realize you had the knowledge after it is explained to you. Usually followed by an "OH YEAH!"
Topher's Friend: "Didn't you see that movie?"
Topher: "No, that was someone else."
Topher's Friend: "Remember? You spilled your drink all over the people in front of us."
Topher: "OH YEAH!"
Topher: "No, that was someone else."
Topher's Friend: "Remember? You spilled your drink all over the people in front of us."
Topher: "OH YEAH!"
by Brycetopher January 19, 2011
Ew! Do you smell that stinky toph?
Omg that dog just tophed.
Josh is the ultimate topher.
His tophs are silent but deadly.
Omg that dog just tophed.
Josh is the ultimate topher.
His tophs are silent but deadly.
by THEBIGYADIG88 November 19, 2013
The greatest Earthbender and bad bitty ever and the highlight of Avatar:The Last Airbender along with Sokka.
by yasssqween November 2, 2020
Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.
chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."
by TophsBoy February 3, 2010