a dude who thinks he knows everything. He may have been a few places and eaten a few foods, but this hardly gives him license to ALWAYS have a comment, no matter how obscure the conversation topic is. He also has a tendency to be very sleazy. He consorts with a lot of females, even though they may not necessarily like HIM, but the attention he lavishes upon them.
"God, that guy is such an arrogant ass. He thinks he knows EVERYTHING, and the fucker's always got all these sleazy chicks around. Don't they know they're just using him as a back-up?"

"I know, he's a total Tony. Fuck that guy."
by whygirl February 12, 2010
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Toni is a girls name.
Toni likes to dance.
by Mocha Marie December 21, 2016
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A small girl with a sense of smell specifically heightened to lemongrass, pathchouli and hairy armpits. Typically single, she's drawn to men that look like primates and has a small tendency to scream randomly in public situations. She usually has long brown hair, tiny feet, and a natural scent of Herbal Essence Toussle Me Softly! exuding from her everywhere.
"Did you smell Herbal Essence today?"
"Oh, you mean Tonie??"
"Yeah yeah!!"
"Yeah that girl has tiny feet."
by MandrakeLemon September 28, 2012
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An anime loving emo. She loves listening to music and if anyone stops her she will slit they're throat.

She tend to make cringey tik toks and spends most of her time being lonely and reading/writing fanfics about her favorite anime characters,
"I feel like such a TONI right now,"
"Me too, wanna go watch anime? "
by Lonelymoon June 25, 2019
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1)Wannabe Whore; enjoys lying about sleeping with boys who are taken in order to cause havoc and pain on people previously happy.
2)A skin disorder causing sufferer to look like a deformed pig only females are affected by said condition
1)Dude 1: "geez dude look at that 14 year old getting pissed and saying she slept with that guy who is so out of her league!?!"
Dude2: "Ah yeh...thats just a Toni.."
Dude1: "lol...bint..."
2)Dude1: "Euggh what a disgusting myspace pik! she looks like a man!"
Dude2: "eugh she mustve caught toni..."
*both shudder*
by Candice14345 August 23, 2007
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Toni is a wild girl who will give you crazy eyes as she grabs your friends crotch.. She is not one to let go of her man or men easily and is known to be a phsyco ex. Watch yourself if you ever cross Toni in a wrong way.
I met this chick Toni the other day, what a mistake
by Gggg92 December 1, 2015
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A term of endearment for either a male or female. It can be combind with other words that rhyme depending on how good of a friend that person is.
You are my favorite, Teeny Tonis Pony with the mini hula hoop. or I wanted to ask if you and Brother Tonis Pone have plans for Saturday night?

by Toney Pone July 11, 2008
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