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Tone Bone 

1. Usually for a man, at the moment of climax during sex farting audibly for your partner to hear.

2. The sound made when something sucks.
1. After the chili-fest i took her home and tone boned her.

2. I heard Underworld 2 is coming out soon, that gets a tone bone.
Tone Bone by sick in the head July 16, 2008

Tone bone 

A man with the biggest cock imaginable. Huge cock guy. Huge.
There goes tone bone. Damnnnnnn that’s a big cock! It’s hanging through he’s jeans all the way down to his ankles.
Tone bone by Biga March 14, 2019

Tone Bone 

When a male is so skinny he is considered borderline anorexic
Dean is such a tone bone, you can hear the wind whistling through the creases of his bones
Tone Bone by Jacked Ginge November 12, 2018

Skin Tone Bone Phone 

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

Shut your skin tone chicken bone 

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.
Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

Tone and Bone

A post workout (tone) sexual intercourse (bone). This is also a category of pornography. Due to the blood pressure rising and swelling of muscles from the workout, the following act of sex is widely found more pleasurable than a bone with no tone.
Man 1: Dude, I'm so pumped after lifting. Only if there was a chick around to bone!
Man 2: Yeah, that would really complete your tone and bone!
Tone and Bone by megaladong August 31, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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