Tommied

The act of abruptly leaving a conversation without saying goodbye.

She just tommied me while I was talking, how rude...

by BrownishBert February 20, 2021

Tommied

When you typically Shit on a Womens body in hope of leaving your mark.

Tommy-She got tommied last night Smelled so bad after spicy chalupas.
Dylan- what the hell is wrong with you?
Tommy-Everything.

by Well Shit. February 13, 2019

tommy lawhon

The moment when you pee, poop, and cum at the same time.

Dude I just took a Tommy Lawhon and I feel much better.

by Alabamadrew February 21, 2016

Tommy Frungal

1. Commonly used by small screaming children to annoy their friends. Annoying way of naming a friend named Thomas.

2. A mutated bird.

3. Your mom.

"TOMMY FRUNGAL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMMY FRUNGAL! TOMMY FRUNGAL IS HERE! 696969696969!!!!! LOL!!! TOMMY FRUNGAL!"

by Alexander David Lopez November 13, 2019

Tommy Aqua

nickname for Saint Tomas Aquinas used when thomist Catholics argue using memes.

Atheist: You believe in sky fairy. God does not exist.
Catholic: Have you even read Tommy Aqua's Summa Memeologica Pars Prima Question 2 Article 3 Whether God exists?

by Tommy QuackQuack April 16, 2018

Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that doesn't care about the struggles any other oppressed people.

I can't stand that guy, he's such a Guncle Tommy. Where do you even get a MAGA hat in rainbow colors?

by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020

Tommys Jaws

When you have a passion for penis rather than taking a punch for mike tyson

I would rather have tommys jaws than take a punch from mike tyson

by The rither January 13, 2021