Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018

Tom Cruise-ing It

Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.

Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005