Tom Cruise It

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When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

Tom Cruise It by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018

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Tom Cruise-ing It

Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.

Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"

Tom Cruise-ing It by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

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Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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