toaly

Taboo slang. Glasweigan word meaning shite. Can also be used as an insult.

I need a toaly!
You're a bit of a toaly mate.

by Ben Allison June 6, 2004

toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

by Iain mcewan November 11, 2007

This word simply means 'Totally'. It appears mostly when speaking to people with 'ubr3 l337 skilz'.

H4x0rer010120302: ur mum sux mah balz
UBR3_PR0_29484: ur mums toali geay!!1
H4x0rer010120302: toali, fag

by Dark Imek December 22, 2006

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014