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To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!
by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022
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French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes
I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.
by lixisquid January 1, 2015
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Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024
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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021
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