The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.
Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
by PrometheusNow August 11, 2015
Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023
The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
by The Pimp's Bologna January 28, 2008
A culturally appropriated white girl the mass media turned into a puppet for diversity. Basically a token character now.
by Reaper 2.0 May 24, 2022
A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!
by Johnnvel February 4, 2010
1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
by Andy September 15, 2004
A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.
by plokiju August 16, 2003