Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011

tittie tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.

Also see toochis tax

-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?

-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 01, 2009

Anytime your S/O has their shirt off they must show their tittys

Hey your shirts off, not you gotta pay the titty tax

by Jason’s deli April 18, 2025