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A person, usually a male, who goes around on xbox LIVE harassing people for no reason. Tin Cans use nooby tactics to "win". In reality they don't win, and they have no skill whatsoever.
Guy 1: Man, you know that tin can we met on Black Ops?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was stupid. He died more times than he got kills too!
Guy 1: Yeah, he needs to get a life.
Tin can by MrCybrody January 8, 2011
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Another name for mid-grade marijuana
Hey bro you got any of the good shit?

Naw bro all i got is some tin can.
Tin Can by SolidStoner November 8, 2010
A Pissy Boy.
Cannot contol his bladder for the life of me.
Never allowed to spend the night over anyones house because of his "Bed wetting problem".
But we all know that the fCker is just lazy.
Steve: Im so mad right now! My house reeks of piss! Smells like a freaking alley way!
Earl : Oh mann?! Tin Can Came over?

Steve : Hell the fCk Yeaahh Mann ! How'd yu know?
Tin Can by OmgThatRocketsHugeeee August 8, 2009
The big yellow school bus that all lower class citizens ride to school, usually they lack proper heating and drivers love to say howdy
“Look here come all the humble tin can riders this morning.”
Tin can by Thiccboiclub November 9, 2017
Someone who doesn’t do anything in a CFO, usually due to sociological circumstances.
The dirty dog President pulled a Tin Can and watched as the planes entered the tower during a CFO
Tin Can by MysticFEAR March 7, 2023
oh fuck you you stupid tin can cant work for shit
Tin can by Plovdivs#1gypsy May 28, 2023

tin can brothers

a group of 3 "brothers" (joey richter, brian rosenthal, corey lubowich) from starkid that also make musicals
1. Have you seen Spies are Forever by the tin can brothers?
2. Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it's about spies or not.
tin can brothers by ratalouis September 15, 2019
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