A place just 30 mins from a beautiful town named Gympie. Tin Can Bay has failed to appear on the map because of it's embarrassment to the human race. Usually contains scrubbers, slags and donkey fuckers. The houses are free from white ants because they would consider themselves a disgrace if they eat stale horse shit. Expect to find to find that you keys are stolen and you have lost your baby when you go to Tin Can.
Gympie Kid: Are you from Tin Can Bay
Tin Can Kid: Do I look like a faggot to you

Gympie Kid: Yes

Tin Can Kid: Well then I'm from Tin Can then aren't I
by facebookfreakkkk May 15, 2011
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