Timber wolf 

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

Timber wolf by Keturah November 20, 2009

Timber Wolf 

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.

Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."

Timber Wolf by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017

Minnesota Timberwolves 

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.

dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go

Minnesota Timberwolves by mrllama11 January 24, 2010

screw the timberwolves 

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".

Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."

screw the timberwolves by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011

Minnesota Timberwolves 

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

Minnesota Timberwolves by Raina J. April 29, 2011

timberwolves 

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

timberwolves by 0000 October 20, 2003

Minnesota Timberwolves 

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.

"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"

Minnesota Timberwolves by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021