Clive's Tim Tam Slam 

The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.

Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.

"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"

Clive's Tim Tam Slam by Buggeroo September 12, 2017

tim tam slam 

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by Legooolas June 5, 2005

tim tam slam 

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.

In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala March 2, 2010

tim tam straw 

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

tim tam straw by edenlogic March 19, 2009

Tim Tam Slam 

Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.

Damn, Tammy really loves getting Tim Tam slammed.

Tim Tam Slam by Foxago October 7, 2023

Tim Tam Slam 

A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.

Bro, you can't Tim Tam Slam with Double Coat Tim Tams!

Tim Tam Slam by BurteeBeee July 28, 2019

Tim Tam Slam 

How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.

Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.

Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!

Tim Tam Slam by Shoestring129 September 21, 2014