tiger woods sad 

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."

Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!

tiger woods sad by caramelthinker December 14, 2009

Tiger Woods Syndrome 

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.

When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!

Tiger Woods Syndrome by Jill4795 December 16, 2009

Tiger Woods Status 

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

Tiger Woods Status by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010

Tiger Woods Status 

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.} The [Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

Tiger Woods Status by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Tiger Woods Special 

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.

"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"

Tiger Woods Special by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

Tiger's Wood by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

tiger woods in the sack 

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

tiger woods in the sack by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009