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A guy with a lot of friends who always goes to sporting events and concerts with friends when they have extra tickets. This kid has a life and is always busy and happy.
Joe: Hey wanna catch a movie later?

Bob: nah man I'm goin to a redskins game, then I got a concert tomorrow.

Joe: Damn you got permanent season tickets you ticket mooch!
by curlykickass September 29, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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