Thunder cunt

Mother of all cunts. The thunder cunt has the god like powers of Zeus and uses her cunt powers to destroy all who surround her. Beware of the thunder cunt and her crimson rage at all costs.

Chris: Wow, Becky is being a huge cunt.

Brendon: No, my friend, Becky is being a raging thunder cunt.

by sjaytenza August 17, 2012

Thunder cunt

When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.

That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!

by FHS niggas May 22, 2008

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee August 28, 2008

thunder cunt

A word that u say when thay are being bigger then a cunt or a bitch

Valerie you are a ranging thunder cunt

by jake jason November 28, 2016

Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas

by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016

thunder cunt

Any woman fitting the definition of a completly hanous raging bitch, who, upon picturing naked you envision the depths of nothingness encapsulated by the most disgusting hairy herpes infested vagina EVER!

That fat bitch is a raging THUNDER CUNT!

by Puffer February 28, 2006

thunder cunt

a real bitch that deserves such a derogatory term.

Jeez louise that girl on the second floor in accountings is such a freakin' thunder cunt!

by selurmun March 29, 2011