Since my girl was nice enough to give my asshole a tongue bath, I figured I would return the favor by blowing her a thunder kiss.
by slow jam September 5, 2010
Get the thunder kiss mug.A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:
1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;
2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;
2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.
2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.
2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.
by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011
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Verb - Thunderkiss
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.
Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.
2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.
Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.
2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.
Guy 1: "I used to have something for Sheryl, but I heard she's thunderkissed every other guy in this school."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."
Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."
Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."
by Michael D. S. October 15, 2007
Get the thunderkiss mug.Steve: "Mary Ann, I'm going to take a thunderpiss on our electric fence."
Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"
Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"
Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"
Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"
by Exoras July 7, 2006
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