Thumpa lumpa

A hole in your heart so large that you only have one or two thumpa lumpa left before you die

Bobby got shot and incurred a thumpa lumpa hole in his heart.

by Boxbatter2022 July 28, 2022

Trumpalumpa

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018