Throw people month

January. In this month you can throw literally anyone, short or tall, young or old, bog or small, with zero moral, emotional or legal consequences.

Its Throw people month, time to Chuck that fool out the window.

Throw people month by SheevTheSenate66 December 13, 2021

Throw short people month 

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn

Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some

Throw short people month by Hands babab October 20, 2020

Throw Tall People Month 

During the month of December, you may throw any tall person, 5'7 or over, as far as you want, whenever you want, have funnnnn

"Why did you throw him dude?"

"It's throw tall people month!"

Throw Tall People Month by Swarm_Of_Bees69 October 10, 2021

Throw short people month 

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

Throw short people month by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

Throw short people month 

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

Throw short people month by azjented November 1, 2022

National Throw Tall People Month 

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

National Throw Tall People Month by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

Throw Tall People Month 

October is throw tall people month, anyone over 5’7” is free game and can be thrown at any given time.

Oh hey it’s October, that’s Throw Tall People Month! Let’s go celebrate!

Throw Tall People Month by bye_ren September 28, 2022