Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020

Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

Throw A Short Person Day 

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

Throw A Short Person Day by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Throw a short person day 

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

Throw a short person day by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023