Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey

Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy

by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019

the isaac thompson

the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby

The isaac thompsons sock draw is empty .

by changaaa May 12, 2023

Devin Thompson

biggest peter puffer in the south.

Devin Thompson is a peterpuffer

by Bigolepeen November 24, 2019

Hugo Thompson

Hugo Thompson is an in the closet homosexual, who insits on calling himself "h-man" when no one else will he has a serious addiction to viagra that will cause him to act like a deviant with no control

you need to stop using before you become a hugo thompson

by chizzlesticks420 May 3, 2022

Thicky Thompson

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

by beejgreen March 18, 2009

Benjamin Bor-Thompson

Ohhh my days where do I start? He goes by Bully B and this brudda has a 12 inch BBC, mums I’m not lying. He’s the blackest man you’ll ever see. Secondly, this man claims to be good at Rocket league but on gods name this guy is sooooo shit oml. He claims to be better cuz he has “more points” or he’s “more mechanical.” What a wallad. Finally, he claims to have never wanked in his life which is straight 🧢. We all know he’s on it every night ;)

BBT your late

-Alistair Halsall to Benjamin Bor-Thompson

by Agnes Krenc November 22, 2021

Aqui Thompson

A self Improvement guru on youtube to help men become the best version of themselves. He talks about Nofap Semen Retention video games shopping and God.

Jacob: Have you seen Aqui Thompson YouTube channel

Mark: Yes i love Aqui Thompson his content is my favorite I hope he blows up

by TheHandleOfF8te September 24, 2023